The polls are leaked online. The world is frozen in shock at the results. Obama and Romney come in at 1%. Winning by a landslide with 98% is horse_ebooks. A horse approaches the podium, ready for its inaugeration speech. A voice screeches I’LL SHOW YOU ALL MY BALLOON over the speakers. The audience bursts into tears of joy. Wild applause never seen before erupts everywhere. Lady Gaga cries. Jesus comes down to celebrate. The world is at peace.
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uokcomputer: The polls are leaked online. The world is frozen in shock at the results. Obama and...
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