Person: Have you seen this movie?

Person: Have you seen this movie?
Tumblr: No, what's it about?
Person: Well there's these two guys--
Tumblr: They're gay for each other.
Person: No... they have a strong relationship but--
Tumblr: Gay.
Person: They're both happily--
Tumblr: Gay.
Person: You haven't even se--
Tumblr: Two dudes. Gay.
Person: Can I--
Tumblr: I just wrote the fic.